Pretty much the god of everything, Hes just so good at video games that nobody can ever defeat him. Even if the game tells you that you're the top player.. You're not because purifiedplastic is god of the game

OMG DUDE ITS PURIFIEDPLASTIC HES GONNA FUCKING KILL US!!!

purifiedplastic by better qwintuples December 4, 2020

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Naked and Petrified

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

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permafried

Permanently-Fried. When you do so much acid you never come down completely and are never the same. Does NOT mean flash-backs, that's different.

He did way too much acid a few years ago and he's been permafried ever since.

permafried by rubicante June 13, 2003

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