An individual that displays an extraordinary amount of ineptitude. A considerable amount of work is required to render this individual useful. Has spud like qualities but not deserving of Spud status.
Examples include:
- Comes to work without knowing what he/she is doing there.
- Using personal opinions as fact, then challenging these facts without knowledge.
Damo: "If the Earth was round, helicopters could hover in one spot and wait for the destination to arrive"
Robbo: "Congratulations, you just achieved Spudlet status"
Proper Noun: An STD-like curse in the form of a name, where a person must be referred to as 'Spewlet'. In order to transmit the curse, one needs to say their name is 'Spewlet FUPA Vomble' to a person they wish to have sexual relations with. When they have made passionate love, the possessee can then nominate the next target and denounce their title of 'Spewlet'. No pass-backs, and requires 2 forms of evidence of the deed being done.
A young spec - whose life mostly resides inside email system. Even though it’s a child like entity, in it’s innocence we can find naked truth simple, direct and no bias.