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Seedless Date 

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date
Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date
Seedless Date by Rgabor September 13, 2017

seedless grape gang 

men who have had a vasectomy, and are now "shooting blanks"... "no baby batter"
"no worries honey, you won't get pregnant... im a member of the seedless grape gang"
seedless grape gang by ZOM BIE July 13, 2009

seedless grape 

A complete moron.
That seedless grape really pisses me off.
seedless grape by SpiffyBiffy June 16, 2004

Shedletsky 

John Shedletsky known as telamon the admin of roblox who sometimes is online.
John Shedletsky

seedless watermelon 

Somthing that is innovative (used by Julian Casablancas to describe 'First Impressions of Earth')
Describe your new album

It's like a seedless watermelon
seedless watermelon by fia August 24, 2006

seedless grapes 

a sterlizied man's balls.
"well," said the urologist "eight hours from now, youll have joined the seedless grapes club".
seedless grapes by spoot June 20, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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