spazda 

A trip to Asda

Yo bruv, shall we take trip to spazda?

spazda by Tekkersm8 August 14, 2022

Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.

"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

Spandangled by KurtsFingerPuppets June 20, 2016

Dante Sparda 

The wisecracking half-man, half-demon star of the ass-kicking game series Devil May Cry. He is the son of Sparda and the brother of Vergil Sparda. He owns a demon hunting agency called Devil May Cry (duh), of which he is sole owner, employee, and agent. he traditionally carries a large broadsword (Examples: Rebellion, Sparda Sword, Force Edge, Alastor) and two .45 caliber pistols, one black and one white, called Ebony and Ivory, which never run out of ammo. However he has been known to carry other weapons, such as an icy three-sided nunchaku/flail, two scimitars, fiery gauntlets, even an electric (literally) guitar, as well as a full compliment of firearms, from lasers to sniper rifles, to rocket launchers. Again, none of these run out of ammo.
Dante is a bit full of himself, and for good reason. His half demon heritage gives him phenomenal strength, speed, agility, and healing abilities, to the point where he can get impaled multiple times and still lay down a good ass-kicking. While he normally takes on a human form, he has the ability to use a "Devil Trigger", which makes him stronger, faster, take less damage, and just more badass in general for a short period of time. He is constantly at odds with the legions of Hell which his father locked away and his brother, Vergil, who is thought to have been killed. He has a large red jewel around his neck that is the only thing he has left of his mother, who was killed by demons when was young (thus inspiring him to become a demon hunter).

Dante: Well, this is my kind of rain.
No wonder the sky looks so funny today.

Lady: Let me go!

Dante: Let you go?
But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.




Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the
only just left.

Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and
couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.


Griffon: "You! Are you the human, the son of Sparda, who challenges the
Darkness Mundus?"

Dante: "Flock off feather-face, or you can stick around and find out the
hard way!"

Dante Sparda by Zephyr16 July 3, 2005

Spazmatron 

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them

Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"

Spazmatron by mr. moore November 5, 2007

spazmagasm 

When one enjoys sexual climax so much that the legs or other body parts twitch in a simular way to that of a spaztic.

wow that sex session was so good i think i just had a spazmagasm.

spazmagasm by chavscumshoulddie August 20, 2006

Spandan 

Spandan is a very soft and humane person who understands your problems.

Kam Dosti karta he par acche se nibhata h

He is a big fan of Dhoni. Kabhi kisi Ki baat ka bura nahi manta and always happy rehta he

But,overall, he is a good person.

She :- Hii spandan

spandan :- Sorry i m not interested I have a 1 girl bestie

Spandan by Y r u serious May 29, 2021

Sparda 

Dante's father from the Devil May Cry series. He wears a sexy monocle.

Sparda is a sexy monocle wearing beast.

Sparda by Kaori333 March 1, 2009