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Dante's father from the Devil May Cry series. He wears a sexy monocle.
Sparda is a sexy monocle wearing beast.
Sparda by Kaori333 March 1, 2009
Words you can keep
The name of the Ledgendery Dark Knight (Or at least the first. All those who have completed DMC on hard know what I'm talking about)
Sparda was orginally a baddy working for the evil overlord of the underworld, mundus, until Mundus started to invade the human world. Thus, Sparda took pity on the human for thier breif transeint lives, and so rebelled against Mundus.
Big surprise, he won. Yet he disappeared from earth, but not before leaving his son (Dante) upon the earth to help save it every 2,000 years when Mundus would rise again.
Also the name of an amaaaaazing sword that Mr dumbass Dante left in the underworld for no good reason, yet Trish still gets at the end of the game. (Trish = Dante's mum, or so it would seem. I can't be bothered to get into the long storyline bit here).
Hey, Mundus is here, Looking for a Mister Sparda. Anyone?

1) Hey, I just made Sparda from toilet paper rolls and PVA glue
2) GASP!
Sparda by Thegreatnick January 17, 2005
A roleplayer at GameTalk that wants to be left the fuck alone. Whether it is sucking up to me for some ungodly reason, or bashing me because I stole your girlfriend - I don't give a shit, stop defining me.
An old tiger that isn't going to hesitate to piss on someone's leg if they bug him.
Sparda by Take a guess. September 15, 2005
Sparda is the Legendary Fighter of GameTalk's RPGChat. He is a Drow that constantly fights the urge of bloodlust. Though he may make some pretty worthless dicisions sometimes, he is a brave warrior and has lost VERY few fights.

'goes under as Spardacos, and Lord Sparda also.
"And the god's made love, and Sparda was born."

"When Sparda joins one side of the War, less you have a death wish you will join as well."
Sparda by Maninblue July 9, 2004

Dante Sparda 

The wisecracking half-man, half-demon star of the ass-kicking game series Devil May Cry. He is the son of Sparda and the brother of Vergil Sparda. He owns a demon hunting agency called Devil May Cry (duh), of which he is sole owner, employee, and agent. he traditionally carries a large broadsword (Examples: Rebellion, Sparda Sword, Force Edge, Alastor) and two .45 caliber pistols, one black and one white, called Ebony and Ivory, which never run out of ammo. However he has been known to carry other weapons, such as an icy three-sided nunchaku/flail, two scimitars, fiery gauntlets, even an electric (literally) guitar, as well as a full compliment of firearms, from lasers to sniper rifles, to rocket launchers. Again, none of these run out of ammo.
Dante is a bit full of himself, and for good reason. His half demon heritage gives him phenomenal strength, speed, agility, and healing abilities, to the point where he can get impaled multiple times and still lay down a good ass-kicking. While he normally takes on a human form, he has the ability to use a "Devil Trigger", which makes him stronger, faster, take less damage, and just more badass in general for a short period of time. He is constantly at odds with the legions of Hell which his father locked away and his brother, Vergil, who is thought to have been killed. He has a large red jewel around his neck that is the only thing he has left of his mother, who was killed by demons when was young (thus inspiring him to become a demon hunter).
Dante: Well, this is my kind of rain.
No wonder the sky looks so funny today.

Lady: Let me go!

Dante: Let you go?
But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.




Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the
only just left.

Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and
couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.


Griffon: "You! Are you the human, the son of Sparda, who challenges the
Darkness Mundus?"

Dante: "Flock off feather-face, or you can stick around and find out the
hard way!"
Dante Sparda by Zephyr16 July 3, 2005

vergil sparda 

God.

vergil is the one true God, and not whoever the dickfucker is that created this pathetic sad excuse of a universe. Vergil is God, making Jesus Nero's long lost brother, and whoever the creator of this pathetic universe is is far from worthy to be god. the approaching storm. an asshole but his coolness overshadows his assholery by a fuck ton. the only reason im still alive. savior of my third suicide attempt that i dont think i would have survived if i tried it unlike the last two. refuses to pay child support because fuck the law and children. Vergils fans are not meatriders, were just motivated
vergil sparda
based as fuck, kills hentais and tentacle porn and furries and rule 34 bullshit, ultimate power and motivation. saves us from beating our dicks
vergil sparda by nubnerd24 December 7, 2024

Andy Daly Is Sparda 

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