Spazmatron 

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them

Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"

Spazmatron by mr. moore November 5, 2007

spazmatron 

not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.

You're such a spazmatron!

spazmatron by lydia July 13, 2004

spazmatron 

One who farts in a bathtub, and then proceeds to eat the bubbles.

That spazmatron has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes. He must have had beans tonight.

spazmatron by Nodnarb Eht May 4, 2006

Spazamatoonga 

Fun way of saying idiot or moron or person with no sense.

"Shut up man!! You are such spazamatoonga!!

Spazamatoonga by Swinggal October 28, 2004

spazotron 

A person who often "spazzes out" and goes nuts. Typically the spazotron's reaction occurs over a situation not meriting an out of the ordinary reaction.

Dude, Jamey was such a spazotron last night. I mean all his girlfriend did was wave to some other dude.

spazotron by Matt Markese March 24, 2004

Shazzatron

The Shazzatron is a mostly solitary creature, residing in it's darkened hovel preening it's self in front of it's web cam. It attempts to portrey it's self as a genuine kind hearted soul and often succeeds in luring the young, unsuspecting and week of mind. The warm, kind hearted front is a mere ruse and nothing more than an attempt at gaining popularity so as to have what it feels to be some level of control over an online community. The Shazzatron's supporters often follow it blindly into battle in any flame war unaware they're under it's spell, (akin to that of a siren to a sailor) and willing fight for a cause they may not believe in.

The Shazzatron's favourite prey is younger unpartnered males. It encourages them, offers them a breast and mothers them. On occassion, older females are also dragged into the Shazzatron's web. Some become rock solid aly's, others are acutely aware of it's true motives and shun the creature. Most of it's prey are not aware they are under it's spell and doing it's bidding. A fortunate few souls see the light and recover from their ordeal relatively unscathed.

The Shazzatron's favoured trick is to perform act's that will be seen by others as selfless and above and beyond the call of duty. These act's though are far from selfless. As with all actions by the Shazzatron, any seemingly selfless act is for no reason other than to gain kudos and community approval. Such acts serve also to cement the ruse as genuine, in the minds of it's prey and others.

Beware the Shazzatron, there is one lurking near you.

Hey man, did you see that new girl online the other day?

Yeah man, don't bother with her she's a total Shazzatron.

Shazzatron by Miah81 July 15, 2009

spazmotron 

A geeky nerd that is hyper intelligent yet also completelyspastic. It is well know for throwing unexpected and outrageous spasms during it's most intelligent moments typing away on its Windows 95 PC.

"Look at that spazmotron smash up his keyboard playing minesweeper."

spazmotron by Peckerama March 22, 2008