spattern

A sweater or a piece of clothing with a striped pattern

Or a random word you made up

"Oh, this spattern sweater looks lovely!"

by Agent pickle April 16, 2022

Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

slatternly

slovenly;untidy or slutty, or the quality of behaving like a slattern}

That women sleeps with every man she runs into. She is so slatternly.

by rbs1 May 9, 2007

Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

by MJH3 January 11, 2010

Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.

Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.

by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

slattern

Best word ever.
More sophisticated than "slut", but slighty less crude and overdone than "slag", whilst still retaining that crucial amount of European-ness.

"Nonsense, slattern! I will not tolerate your slatternry!"

by princesscupcake April 8, 2006