spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your
asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a
shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a
fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum
i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in
fact it turned out to be just a huge wet
shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my
fatass.