11 definitions by TacomaBeags
When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.
Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.
by TacomaBeags October 2, 2017
The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...
Dude, did you fart?
Dammit....dangling farticiple.
Dude, did you fart?
Dammit....dangling farticiple.
by TacomaBeags April 15, 2011
(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.
Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
by TacomaBeags June 30, 2011
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
by TacomaBeags February 28, 2011
(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.
Pluck a' Nut
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
by TacomaBeags May 12, 2011
(n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.
Dude, where’s Mark?
Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.
Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.
Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.
Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.
by TacomaBeags June 30, 2011
(n) An area, usually a room or garage, created by a man specifically for that man where he and his bro’s can escape and be themselves without judgment—like a man cave without the masturbation station.
Ah man, it’s 2 am and all the bars are closed. Now what?
Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.
Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.
by TacomaBeags July 3, 2011