The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...
Dude, did you fart?
Dammit....dangling farticiple.
Dude, did you fart?
Dammit....dangling farticiple.
by TacomaBeags April 15, 2011
When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.
Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.
by TacomaBeags October 02, 2017
(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.
Pluck a' Nut
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
by TacomaBeags May 12, 2011
n. The direct result of squiss or failing to squeeze out any remaining piss in the urethra before pulling your pants up thus creating small patterns of yellow circles in the underpants. This is much like skid marks in the back of underpants.
Brian: Guys, I think I should see a doctor. I’m spotting again.
Joe: Relax, you rushed your piss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
Spencer: My leopard spots are the size of frisbees.
Joe: Relax, you rushed your piss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
Spencer: My leopard spots are the size of frisbees.
by TacomaBeags October 17, 2017
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
by TacomaBeags February 28, 2011
(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.
Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
by TacomaBeags June 30, 2011
(n) An area, usually a room or garage, created by a man specifically for that man where he and his bro’s can escape and be themselves without judgment—like a man cave without the masturbation station.
Ah man, it’s 2 am and all the bars are closed. Now what?
Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.
Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.
by TacomaBeags July 03, 2011