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sharthead 

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.
Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.
sharthead by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017
To be yeeted off a cliff with the help of a kick
I got sparted, he sparted me. Also fuck you DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED
Sparted by AGVP June 9, 2020
Spartex is the ultimate form of masculinity, as are giant tumors!
Bro! That song is solo spartex!🤩
Spartex by George+123 April 6, 2022

smarthead 

(n) Used to refer to a person possessing great intellectual capacity. Often abbreviated x-d:-). Opposite of stupidhead.
Maureen, you're a smarthead! And you're hot!
smarthead by Ballface September 2, 2004
a special partner/lover (i.e. friend with benefits); Amber Bennett's boyfriend
"Is that Amber's sparter?"
sparter by Michael February 6, 2005

Sparshed 

when you get so fucking smacked that you need 2 people to tie u down but not in a gay way
person1: "sparsh got sparshed last night"
person2: "again?"
Sparshed by vansandart November 2, 2019