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sarthetic 

1. A Facebook or Instagram post that consists of a sarcastic/satirical caption and an aesthetic photograph.

2. A type of photography with the intent to take an amazing photo, but subvert the audience’s expectations with a random caption.
Example 1 (Conversation)
Person 1: Hey dude, do you any good sarthetic accounts on IG?
Person 2: Yeah man @youdidnotsleepthere is pretty sarthetic.

Example 2 (Demonstration)
Picture: Scenic view of the Grand Canyon
Caption: Terry Crews did nothing wrong!

Example 3
Person 1: What type of photography do you do?
Person 2: I’m into street photography, landscape, toy, film, portrait, and most importantly, sarthetic photography.
sarthetic by nichijim March 5, 2019
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sarchotic 

When you are so extremely sarcastic that people aren't sure if you're kidding or just crazy.
No, he's not crazy. He's just so sarchotic no one can understand his true intention.
sarchotic by Bibliomonger July 20, 2016

synthetic love 

Being led on by someone who you wish you could give everything to.
The synthetic love he felt for me had slowly taken it's toll as I realized what I really meant.
synthetic love by SummerScissorhands September 28, 2013

synthetic clapping 

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

synthetic mud

Jizz that has been extracted from a gay (or straight) man's asshole then mixed with Hershey's syrup and avocado's. Intended to be used as facial mask. Apply liberally!
John's face looks like a pair of angels marching two by two thanks to synthetic mud.
facialjizzassholejranalgaydirtysanchezbuttavrillavigneblumpkindariussong
synthetic mud by TheChuckster0 November 21, 2014

synthetic katydids 

The sound of a katydid (a cricket-like insect) created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of Hi-NRG music.
I listened to a song by some Hi-NRG group a few days ago that had synthetic katydids in it.
synthetic katydids by Telephony January 1, 2015

synthetic birds 

The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.
I listened to a song by some house group a few days ago that had synthetic birds in it.
synthetic birds by Telephony January 1, 2015
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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