Michael's definitions

whippersnapper

A term generally used by old persons, to insult the younger generation.

Get off my damn lawn you whippersnappers!

by Michael January 31, 2005

cushion

An object comprised of two sheets of fabric stuffed with something soft and fluffy, to various degrees of comfort. Can be found on couches, beds, sofas, chairs, loungers, and even thrown on the floor.

Not having anything more dangerous at hand, I decided to throw a cushion at him.

by michael November 11, 2003

the done thing

Whatever practice society considers normal. It's something that a lot of people do only because everyone else does it (even though they don't realise it).

Women in the 19th century had hairy legs—not because they didn't have razors, but because it was the done thing.

Women in the 2000s have shaven legs—not because it looks or feels better, but because it is the done thing.

Women in the 2000s wear thongs—not because they are sexy, but because it is the done thing. If it was actually worn because it's sexy, it would have been done back in 1979.

by Michael March 19, 2004

Shut down

When you try to make a good call on someone but end up looking like a tool yourself, have your comeback destryed. To try and make yourself look cool by putting someone down but then they make you look like a tool.

"Hey idot watch out for the car fag!"

"Its parked you stupid nob"

2 "Your an idot"

"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"

by Michael January 13, 2005

alienware

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.

hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled

anyone get any mistakes in their Alienware computer it's my fault for leaving my job.

by michael October 22, 2004

Guns N' Roses

An hard-rock/heavy metal group popular in the late 80's into the early 90's. Known world-wide and extremely popular in the US and UK. Toured Worldwide including Australia and Japan for their Use Your Illusion Tour. Original members include Axl Rose (singer), Slash (lead guitar), Izzy Stradlin (rhythm guitar), Duff McKagan (bass) and Steven Adler (drums). Drummer was later replaced by Matt Sorum and pianist Dizzy Reed was introduced for the Use Your Illusion albums.

Guns N' Roses rock hard.

by Michael June 30, 2003

mexico city

World's largest city known for wealth, poverty, and it's history. The main place in Mexico that has civilized culture.

Polanco in Mexico City was very chic.

by Michael October 25, 2003