Michael's definitions

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005

zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city

i think i saw zanzi!

by michael December 18, 2003

prairie dogging

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.

I have to use the restroom so bad that Im prairie dogging it.

by michael November 11, 2003

pop off

When a kid does a fart.

Did you just do a pop off?

by Michael October 13, 2003

chocolate butternut

a woman who is so hot that you would stick donuts in her ass and eat them with shit on them and blood

damn that bitch is fine she is definatley a chocolate butternut

by Michael January 4, 2004

foshizzo

for sure; absolutely

Oh.. foshizzo yo, that WAS whack!

by Michael April 29, 2003

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004