Michael's definitions

triglet

Particle-beam emitted during time compression and expansion of time caused by the after shock of a
collapsing worm hole.

A wrinkle in time

by Michael November 11, 2003

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.

Nice wife beater mate

by Michael November 10, 2004

clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

Shut down

When you try to make a good call on someone but end up looking like a tool yourself, have your comeback destryed. To try and make yourself look cool by putting someone down but then they make you look like a tool.

"Hey idot watch out for the car fag!"

"Its parked you stupid nob"

2 "Your an idot"

"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"

by Michael January 13, 2005

avatar

the ruler of all magic in the movie Wizards, he is the twin brother of black wolf who is ruler of the dark world and technology.

Avatar fought Black Wolf, and his Magic was far superior to his evil brother's.

by Michael February 13, 2005

super cow

The main superhero on "Cow & Chicken"

by Michael May 7, 2003