When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.
I have to use the restroom so bad that Im prairie dogging it.
Correctly spelled "Konnichiwa", it is japanese for "Good Afternoon"
Konnichiwa Tanakachan. Hirugohan wa nani o tabemashita ka?
A highly prestigious midwestern university specializing in engineering and technology.
The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.