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spunk rag 

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.
I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam
spunk rag by mr smith March 7, 2005

spunk rag 

a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.
Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
spunk rag by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009

skank rag 

a rag a prostitute sells that she wipes herself with and sells it and tha buyer jacks off to it
rico :"aiight yall im out...gotta go get me a skank rag its tha closest thing to gettin sum"
skank rag by r. babiiiiiee April 5, 2008

spunk rag 

An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.
"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.

"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.
spunk rag by the chavez July 1, 2011

Skank Rag 

While performing the sexual act 'Doggy Style' just before the male climaxes he pulls out and blows his load all over the females backside. If she requires cleaning, the rag used to wipe her off is considered a skank rag.
Man that girl was wild last night, ass to mouth, mouth to ass, then back to mouth again! what a Skank Rag!
Skank Rag by Wally Balls February 28, 2008

fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!