spank rag

The recipient of frequent masturbation, usually a sock or old tee-shirt.

Something smelled like graham crackers. It was a washcloth he used as a spank rag, which he kept under his bed.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

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An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 7, 2005

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a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.

Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."

by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009

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skank rag

a rag a prostitute sells that she wipes herself with and sells it and tha buyer jacks off to it

rico :"aiight yall im out...gotta go get me a skank rag its tha closest thing to gettin sum"

by r. babiiiiiee April 5, 2008

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spunk rag

An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.

"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.

"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.

by the chavez July 1, 2011

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Skank Rag

While performing the sexual act 'Doggy Style' just before the male climaxes he pulls out and blows his load all over the females backside. If she requires cleaning, the rag used to wipe her off is considered a skank rag.

Man that girl was wild last night, ass to mouth, mouth to ass, then back to mouth again! what a Skank Rag!

by Wally Balls February 28, 2008

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