To sell out or to join stupid trends.
He used to have street cred until he went all MTV.
I need to go to Hollister and get some MTV gear.
A smell so pungent it smells like the land of a thousand farts.
Does anyone else think it smells like open butt in here?
The recipient of frequent masturbation, usually a sock or old tee-shirt.
Something smelled like graham crackers. It was a washcloth he used as a spank rag, which he kept under his bed.
One who is unable to contain the entire amount of male ejaculate in their mouth at once.
She is such a jizz bobbler that I need to keep paper towels by my bed.
To keep on hand pamphlets from the varying fringe religions so when they come to the door you can counter them.
There were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, so I crock blocked them with the Book of Mormon.
When two people constantly think alike for no reason, it is said they share a brain in Kentucky.
Great minds think alike... and so do ours!
Buy a
Kentucky brain
mug!
Jon-Mikl Thor, the Canadian bodybuilder turned rocker and Z-rated movie star.
A.K.A. "The Legendary Rock Warrior", "Thunderhawk"
Let's tune our weapons!
