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When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
by The Molster March 04, 2004
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masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
by Johny Casino December 19, 2009
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to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels
by the one and only whtie e-40 February 14, 2007
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An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).
Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
by Goddamnit James February 07, 2018
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