34 definitions by mr smith

spackaletics

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

by mr smith March 8, 2005

wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

by mr smith March 8, 2005

tatties

tatties are your bollocks

fa rrattled my tatties against her dirtbox

by mr smith March 13, 2005

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Sbani

A sweet boy who would fight for his loved one and himself who is serious about friendship the boy who has it the hardest but with the most beautiful smile and the richest towards friends financialy

Sbani is my best friend forever

by mr smith September 19, 2021

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith March 13, 2005

dee dah

a dee dah is a person from Sheffield, S Yorkshire, or a supporter of any of the cities football teams

seen them wednesday bastards, they say Dee Dah and Dat instead of thee thaa and that, stoopid bloody dee dah's

by mr smith March 7, 2005