34 definitions by mr smith

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going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss
mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy
by mr smith March 13, 2005
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When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry
Can i have a kebab ring special please
by mr smith March 08, 2005
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A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.
What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon
by mr smith March 08, 2005
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A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk
I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani
by mr smith March 08, 2005
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a coon is a black man, same as a wod, nigger
you should see the coons that work at my place
by mr smith March 13, 2005
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its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi
ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone
by mr smith March 13, 2005
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