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Spank in the tank 

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.
I just had a great spank in the tank !
Spank in the tank by Wicksters October 12, 2018

lesbian spank inferno 

a pornographic film involving groups of women making films they then meet and the best film is given an award with vibration, then they all get too happy and get a bit over exited and it turns into one big party
try to explain lesbian spank inferno to your girlfriend when she finds it
lesbian spank inferno by chunk June 17, 2006

Ne'SHANK'in 

when a girl is being a total and complete shank this word is used to discribe her, always refered when speaking about a russian whore
you are being a total alex Ne'SHANK'in right now!
Ne'SHANK'in by kissssmyasss March 31, 2009

Stank in the Tank 

When your are at a party, Shit in the back of the toilet tank, so it always smells like someone just took a shit.(Usually isn't found for a couple days)
I was at this party and the persons toilet was clogged and I had to shit bad, It was either I shit in the toilet and left it for everyone to see, or Shit in the trash can and take it out, Fuck, I wasn't going to do either one of those, so I shit in the tank!!!! My friend called a plumber a few days later and that's what the plumber found,
The plumber called it the classic, "Stank in the Tank"
Stank in the Tank by NIte Time September 6, 2007

spunk in arse 

"I can't wait to spunk in arse at the club tonight mate"
spunk in arse by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017

spark in my ass

A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility
In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the highschool track.
spark in my ass by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2007
Word of the Day on January 12, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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