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Spunkage
When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.
Spunkage by darrellyzer January 20, 2020
spunkbag
Fuck off you spunkbag!
spunk rag
Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
spunk rag by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009
spunk rag
An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.
"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.
"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.
"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.
spunk rag by the chavez July 1, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026