Spank Monkey

Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.

Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.

Spank Monkey by Willey P September 20, 2007

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.

Spank Monkey by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008

spank monkey man 

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

spank monkey man by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

clappin spank monkey 

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

clappin spank monkey by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

Spank Ze Monkey 

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.

Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.

Spank Ze Monkey by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011

Spank My Monkey 

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

Spank My Monkey by J-Al January 3, 2009

spank the monkey 

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

spank the monkey by The Molster March 4, 2004