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Tim: It hurts when i piss
John: You got the fuckin clap from Dan's Mom.
by FATHERHOOD August 06, 2005
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Peccadilloes shows rule.
by James Messina August 11, 2006
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the sound of your palm hitting your forehead when you realize that sweet innocent little teen was a petri-dish for gonorrhea
by Alina September 03, 2004
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Nick name for disease Ghonoreah , comes from the noise when back in civil war where they would breakup the puss build up by banging the butt of their rifles on the penis laying on a table.
Bang! Bang! Bang!

Another case of that nasty stuff.

ya, you shoulda kept away from that dirty whore.
by Wix March 03, 2004
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gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
Ugh, dude you have the clap!
by Matt January 05, 2004
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A term used for the sexually transmitted disease, gonorrhea. The name β€œclap” stems from the French word clapoir, which means brothel.
Be careful when associating with loose women, for you may contract the clap.
by Stlcop12 December 14, 2008
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If someone has both gonorrhea and syphilis they have The Claps
"yo dont touch that hoe ,she got the claps"
by sam fisk April 19, 2004
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