Tim: It hurts when i piss
John: You got the fuckin clap from Dan's Mom.
by FATHERHOOD August 6, 2005
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the sound of your palm hitting your forehead when you realize that sweet innocent little teen was a petri-dish for gonorrhea
by Alina September 3, 2004
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Nick name for disease Ghonoreah , comes from the noise when back in civil war where they would breakup the puss build up by banging the butt of their rifles on the penis laying on a table.
Bang! Bang! Bang!

Another case of that nasty stuff.

ya, you shoulda kept away from that dirty whore.
by Wix March 3, 2004
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gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
Ugh, dude you have the clap!
by Matt January 5, 2004
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The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.
Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"
by ronious February 13, 2009
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Sugar I'd come over but your coffee tastes like the clap.

It's me Warren G., the nigga with the clap.
by crime September 6, 2004
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I caught the clap off some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like a busted pipe
by Ralph Cifaretto November 15, 2020
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