masturbate, jack off

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

when you jack off hardcore

1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off

a guy, generally who has overly-done hairdos, tight shirts and general metrosexual tendencies. Stuck-up and most likely drives a nisan and listens to terrible dance music and gets their eye brows down.

when playing halo, or any game for that matter, and you and your opponent melee eachother to death simultaneously.

When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo