spainching 

To panhandle. A contraction of "spare change", used primarily Millrats.

That guy made $20 in a half-day of spainching.

spainching by M S November 17, 2004

Sparching 

Bushing, specifically at the Spanish Arch Galway. Typically applies to those drinking Buckfast or Turbourg but any substance may be consumed while being entertained by the local hippies, jugglers, pet dogs and the odd amusing homeless drunk.

Believed to have been coined by the NUIG Civil Engineering Class of 08 but now widely used by all Galwagians

Sham, it's a f**king savage day, lets go Sparching.

Sparching by bloodybuddybandana April 8, 2009

Spitching

The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!

Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!

Spitching by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

splinching

Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.

Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.

splinching by mlhiss March 29, 2008

slinching 

To consume alcohol at a rate of 1/12 of an average college students drinking rate. 1/12 of a slug equals a slinch.

Kid was saying he was gonna be slugging all night. He's still slinching on his first beer

slinching by Boonster30 April 10, 2011

Spainting 

Spanking a male midget in a thong with a wet towel.

I was bored one day, in a room full of midget strippers and decided to go on a spainting rampage!

Spainting by ZnivekZannaira May 9, 2011

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

Splinching by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023