Skrinching

When you scratch your balls until deformities appear.

I was up skrinching last night. It felt so good but now I'm deformed.

by Libtardian69 December 9, 2021

Scritching

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.

Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.

by timberpup January 24, 2010

scrinchin

The stringy, irritating pieces of debris caught in your teeth from eating certain foods such as celery, oranges, or corn on the cob.

"Damn it! I love this corn on the cob, but now this scrinchin is driving me crazy!!"

by Oscar McMeyer January 11, 2012

skitching

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

splinching

Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.

Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.

by mlhiss March 29, 2008

kart skitching

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.

dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.

by nipples May 24, 2007