Sphincting

This is the act of pulling a chick's (or a dude's, if you're into that kinda thing) sphincter out of her bunghole after a session of dangerous, sloppy butt sex. After a chick has been spincted, she'll have to wear Depends, for sure.

SPHINCTING...
"Wanda, why are you wearing an adult diaper?"
"Cuz some dude jumped me from behind and sphincted the shit outta me!"

"Man, it sure smells like shit in here!"
"That's me. I got sphincted last night, and now there's no difference between a deuce and a fart."

by David Isaacs and David McCracken, Mayors of... April 14, 2008

sphincting

Sphincting is the act of farting and wafting the smell into someone else nostrils.

I had to let him know what my fart smelt like, so we began Sphincting.

by Lue Sanus December 14, 2024

sphincting

Sphincting is the act of farting and wafting the smell into someone else nostrils.

I had to let him know what my fart smelt like, so we began Sphincting.

by Lue Sanus December 14, 2024

urban sprinting

The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competition based on who can make it from said store to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.

Hey Steve! I'm bored lets go to the mall for some urban sprinting!

by Steve Byrd April 6, 2007

Sphinctergeddon

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.

"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."

by Turbobear October 21, 2006

sphinxing

Verb.

When a cat lays on its belly with front legs outstretched and head up looking forward, striking a pose resembling The Great Sphinx of Giza

"Awww, look at whiskers sphinxing over there on the couch. She looks so majestic. "

by mcnathan January 24, 2017

SphinxKing

SphinxKing is the king of the sphinx probably but also a part time wordle player, full time fluff master. Legends say he can be found in the deep woods of Egypt probably near a Sphinx or a King (also his name is based on the Sphynx (hairless wrinkly cat) obviously.) also don't ask him to draw a bull, just don't...

WOAH IS THAT SPHINXKING NEAR A SPHINX AND A KING AND A FLUFF MASTER
BRO LOOK AT THAT HAIRLESS CAT OWNED BY SPHINXKING
HOL UP WAS THIS DRAWING OF A BULL DRAWN BY THE SPHINXKING

by NotLotusLiam July 6, 2022