Sphincting

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This is the act of pulling a chick's (or a dude's, if you're into that kinda thing) sphincter out of her bunghole after a session of dangerous, sloppy butt sex. After a chick has been spincted, she'll have to wear Depends, for sure.

SPHINCTING...
"Wanda, why are you wearing an adult diaper?"
"Cuz some dude jumped me from behind and sphincted the shit outta me!"

"Man, it sure smells like shit in here!"
"That's me. I got sphincted last night, and now there's no difference between a deuce and a fart."

Sphincting by David Isaacs and David McCracken, Mayors of... April 14, 2008

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sphincting

Sphincting is the act of farting and wafting the smell into someone else nostrils.

I had to let him know what my fart smelt like, so we began Sphincting.

sphincting by Lue Sanus December 14, 2024

Related Words

Sphincting • Splinting • sprinting • Spinetingler • splinching • spainching • Spainting • Sphinctergeddon • sphinctickler • Sphinctified

sphincting

Sphincting is the act of farting and wafting the smell into someone else nostrils.

I had to let him know what my fart smelt like, so we began Sphincting.

sphincting by Lue Sanus December 14, 2024

urban sprinting

The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competition based on who can make it from said store to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.

Hey Steve! I'm bored lets go to the mall for some urban sprinting!

urban sprinting by Steve Byrd April 6, 2007

Sphinctergeddon

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.

"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."

Sphinctergeddon by Turbobear October 21, 2006

sphinxing

Verb.

When a cat lays on its belly with front legs outstretched and head up looking forward, striking a pose resembling The Great Sphinx of Giza

"Awww, look at whiskers sphinxing over there on the couch. She looks so majestic. "

sphinxing by mcnathan January 24, 2017

SphinxKing

SphinxKing is the king of the sphinx probably but also a part time wordle player, full time fluff master. Legends say he can be found in the deep woods of Egypt probably near a Sphinx or a King (also his name is based on the Sphynx (hairless wrinkly cat) obviously.) also don't ask him to draw a bull, just don't...

WOAH IS THAT SPHINXKING NEAR A SPHINX AND A KING AND A FLUFF MASTER
BRO LOOK AT THAT HAIRLESS CAT OWNED BY SPHINXKING
HOL UP WAS THIS DRAWING OF A BULL DRAWN BY THE SPHINXKING

SphinxKing by NotLotusLiam July 6, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026