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Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.
Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.
splinching by mlhiss March 29, 2008
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Splinching

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Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.
Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”
Splinching by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

Splotching 

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Emily is splotching all over the place
Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010

Sclenching 

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The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.
Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”
Sclenching by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

Spitching

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The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!
Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!
Spitching by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

Sploitching 

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A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.
My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.
Sploitching by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

splishing 

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is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.
Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.
splishing by missfine August 14, 2009
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