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spacemonkey

as said by Tyler Durden. one willing or set out to sacrafice themself for the greater good.
Like a monkey being shot out to space.. a space monkey.
spacemonkey by fight club February 22, 2003

spacelift 

n. A drastic alteration of one's myspace profile. The spacelift is often employed to evade an ex or an insistent loser on myspace.
Example:

Girl1: I think my ex found me on myspace again.

Girl2: Time for another spacelift.
spacelift by Mr. Busby January 16, 2009

crack spackling 

The process of whipping out the worm before ejaculation and finishing the job in the crack of the person you are fornicating with in the doggy-style position.
I finished Suzie off with a bit of crack spackling

spackeling 

A form of masturbation commonly used by gothic males. It involves laying the penis across a flat surface (namely a table or bench) and pounding the penis with a large hammer until ejaculation occurs, or the penis becomes too purple and sore to continue. The word Spackel is derived from speckle, because the penis will go speckly after a prolonged beating. Spackeling is not to be confused with spackling.
For a graphic example of spackeling, see www.thepounder.com
spackeling by A-G-Dawg September 26, 2006

Spacedicks 

Whatever you do, don't look it up.
Don't look up spacedicks on Google. Please.
Spacedicks by abcddotdotdotxyz August 5, 2012

Spacewank 

To rip the heed aff it in zero gravity conditions. Ideal place would be the international space station.
Whist in space, Tim Peak amuses himself by having a spacewank and seeing what happens to ejaculate in zero gravity
Spacewank by Shambles91 August 31, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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