Spacewank

To rip the heed aff it in zero gravity conditions. Ideal place would be the international space station.

Whist in space, Tim Peak amuses himself by having a spacewank and seeing what happens to ejaculate in zero gravity

by Shambles91 August 31, 2016

Shamewank

A shamewank can be defined by the distraught feeling you get after masturbation, knowing that your belly is covered in cum having thought about the most disgustings thing ever.

Examples of these are:

Your dog
Your cat
Your best friends girlfriend
Your best friend (Same sex)
Your mum
Your sister
The 80 year old woman down the road
Dead people

I caught young billie havin' a damn shamewank last night. Motherfucker had a picture of your sweet grandma in his left hand, while he beat his man meat and spunked on her glass covered pretty lips. Motherfucker!

by Ashamedbuthappy October 23, 2009

Airsick Spaceman

When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.

John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman

by bobmek January 24, 2018

Arizona Spaceman

A sex act wherein the female props herself on her hands, and the male holds her hips, and enters from behind, wheelbarrow-style. The bodies form a stylized capital A, hence the "Arizona," and the female's gravity-defying stance lends the "Spaceman."

So Steve and I were doing the Arizona Spaceman last night, and I got such a rush of blood to the head!!

by Taylor Christian Rowan January 30, 2016

Spaceman bed sheets

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

spacemonkey

as said by Tyler Durden. one willing or set out to sacrafice themself for the greater good.

Like a monkey being shot out to space.. a space monkey.

by fight club February 22, 2003

Spamwanker

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)

spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt

by Young Bolt June 21, 2010