by JONO June 16, 2004

When one is so lonely that he jerks off and leaves it to dry on his wall, forming intricate crustacions. Suitable for all latex paint.
by Scott E. Irish January 02, 2006

when one's pussy or anus is filled with come, and you queef or fart, spraying it out all over your partner's body
The look of Jason's face was priceless after his girlfriend farted, who's ass he just came in, spackling his entire chest.
by deadlittlebunny December 26, 2009


V. to spackle, to poo just a bit and let it rub ur undergarment (leaving a stain; skid mark) before letting it retreat back into the lower colon.
also
to bend over a sleeping partner and spread you but cheeks and let the poo poke out and rub (leaving a brown mark) on thier nose before leting it retreat into the lower colon.
also
to bend over a sleeping partner and spread you but cheeks and let the poo poke out and rub (leaving a brown mark) on thier nose before leting it retreat into the lower colon.
man i needed to "drop the kids off" so bad last night i splaked on my girlfriends face!
ohh man i need to shit soo bad im spackling in my superman outfit!
ohh man i need to shit soo bad im spackling in my superman outfit!
by xXBaHZoRsXx May 30, 2009

by porpoise April 19, 2008

verb: to spray with cum, or to smear cum over your partner's skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.
by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005
