spaceland

When you put infinite warfare in a vagina and cum on the disc while wearing a alien head

I just played spaceland with my gf and she was hot!

spaceland by Spinyganglord October 16, 2017

Zombies in spaceland

The launch map for call of duty: infinite warfares zombies mode (which was taken from the black ops series) and it isn't as good as black ops zombies because it wasn't made by treyarch but it's still pretty fun

P1: I just got IW
P2: Wanna play zombies in spaceland
P1: sure
P2: Let's go

Zombies in spaceland by Puppetlad November 2, 2020

Airsick Spaceman 

When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.

John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman

Airsick Spaceman by bobmek January 24, 2018

Arizona Spaceman 

A sex act wherein the female props herself on her hands, and the male holds her hips, and enters from behind, wheelbarrow-style. The bodies form a stylized capital A, hence the "Arizona," and the female's gravity-defying stance lends the "Spaceman."

So Steve and I were doing the Arizona Spaceman last night, and I got such a rush of blood to the head!!

Arizona Spaceman by Taylor Christian Rowan January 30, 2016

Spaceman bed sheets 

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

Spaceman bed sheets by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

spacelag 

Reduced muscular co-ordination, diminished mental faculties leading to extra long reaction time taken by someone who is stoned.

Its like jetlag except here your coming back from outer space.

It took Jack 20 minutes to open the can of cola - he is soooo spacelagged.

spacelag by ShreyZ December 14, 2010

Spaceman Toe 

A large toe on the foot that is reminiscent of a space man's helmet.

Did you see that girls toe? She has a spaceman Toe!!

Spaceman Toe by pharmman March 18, 2009