spackeling 

A form of masturbation commonly used by gothic males. It involves laying the penis across a flat surface (namely a table or bench) and pounding the penis with a large hammer until ejaculation occurs, or the penis becomes too purple and sore to continue. The word Spackel is derived from speckle, because the penis will go speckly after a prolonged beating. Spackeling is not to be confused with spackling.

For a graphic example of spackeling, see www.thepounder.com

spackeling by A-G-Dawg September 26, 2006

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Speckling 

To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.

"While I was away visiting family in Ohio my friends were speckling me!"

Speckling by Rita247 December 5, 2011

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox 

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.

Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022

sparkling wiggles 

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers

get a job sparkling wiggles!

sparkling wiggles by 0B3Y February 20, 2007

Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

Sparkling Vanilla by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004

sparkling wiggles 

The origin comes from video that has surfaced on the Internet featuring a very young girl and two adults who are most likely her parents. In the video, the adults tell the girl to say "sparkling wiggles" repeatedly.

When the little girl attempts to say it, it sounds like "fucking niggers." The young girl is obviously oblivious to what she is actually saying, while the adults laugh about it.

While some consider this to be a harmless video, many comments left on the video on youtube.com and other sites show that many people are offended by this video.

Adult: "There are too many sparkling wiggles at the party."
Young Girl: "There are too many 'fucking niggers' at the party."

Adult: "Get a job sparkling wiggle."
Young Girl: "Get a job 'fucking nigger.'"

sparkling wiggles by SuperJake March 25, 2007