1. (n) A girl who would ordinarily be out of your league has been relegated to being in your league as a result of her having a child. Not to be confused with a rondo under any circumstances.
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2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
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3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.
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-noun
1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.
Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.
Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.
Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
-noun
1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.
Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.
Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.
Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
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