9 definitions by TheKimmer
Bro: I brought some freshmen girl back last night who apparently thought a hand job consisted of just going up and down the tip of my dick.
Dude: Sounds like you got your first tip job.
Bro: More like last.
Dude: Sounds like you got your first tip job.
Bro: More like last.
by TheKimmer September 5, 2011
A word describing the New Jersey City of Hoboken reflecting the Bro culture that has ruined it of any good nightlife for the non-bro.
Guy 1: Went to Hobroken last night for a party. It was awful.
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: I step off the PATH and onto the street and the first thing I see is multiple bros just throwing air punches. And they were all wearing MMA shirts!
Guy 2: Sounds awful.
Guy 1: Then one bro tried to fight me for no apparent reason but ended up missing horribly and hitting some girl in the face. I got right back on the PATH and left. I didn't even go to the party.
Guy 2: Typical Hobroken.
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: I step off the PATH and onto the street and the first thing I see is multiple bros just throwing air punches. And they were all wearing MMA shirts!
Guy 2: Sounds awful.
Guy 1: Then one bro tried to fight me for no apparent reason but ended up missing horribly and hitting some girl in the face. I got right back on the PATH and left. I didn't even go to the party.
Guy 2: Typical Hobroken.
by TheKimmer April 28, 2014
1. An Asian from the country of North Korea.
2. Anyone trying to kill Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.
3. Someone with a small dick.
4. The only Asian in Wall.
2. Anyone trying to kill Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.
3. Someone with a small dick.
4. The only Asian in Wall.
by TheKimmer May 17, 2009
Someone you absolutely hate or a weak looking fool.
Most commonly used with any member of a certain tennis team but most specifically little bear, the soccer star, valedictorian, and 1st singles.
Most commonly used with any member of a certain tennis team but most specifically little bear, the soccer star, valedictorian, and 1st singles.
Look at valedictorian hit the ball, he is such a whistle.
Man, I really want to beat that whistle up.
Man, I really want to beat that whistle up.
by TheKimmer April 20, 2009
Commonly expressed term when playing Halo. There are two definitions:
1. To kill someone
2. To kill yourself
1. To kill someone
2. To kill yourself
by TheKimmer January 11, 2014
1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
by TheKimmer April 30, 2010
1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.
Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.
Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.
Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.
by TheKimmer March 13, 2012