Definitions by TheKimmer
Cockboxing
Fag 1: Bro, it's fucking raining out! How are we supposed to go to our vocal therapy classes?
Fag 2: Fuck it, let's take your truck Spartacock!
Fag 1: Yeah, you want to blow each other off in Spartacock before we go?
Fag 2: Sure! I could really use a good cockboxing today!
Fag 2: Fuck it, let's take your truck Spartacock!
Fag 1: Yeah, you want to blow each other off in Spartacock before we go?
Fag 2: Sure! I could really use a good cockboxing today!
Cockboxing by TheKimmer April 3, 2015
Hobroken
A word describing the New Jersey City of Hoboken reflecting the Bro culture that has ruined it of any good nightlife for the non-bro.
Guy 1: Went to Hobroken last night for a party. It was awful.
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: I step off the PATH and onto the street and the first thing I see is multiple bros just throwing air punches. And they were all wearing MMA shirts!
Guy 2: Sounds awful.
Guy 1: Then one bro tried to fight me for no apparent reason but ended up missing horribly and hitting some girl in the face. I got right back on the PATH and left. I didn't even go to the party.
Guy 2: Typical Hobroken.
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: I step off the PATH and onto the street and the first thing I see is multiple bros just throwing air punches. And they were all wearing MMA shirts!
Guy 2: Sounds awful.
Guy 1: Then one bro tried to fight me for no apparent reason but ended up missing horribly and hitting some girl in the face. I got right back on the PATH and left. I didn't even go to the party.
Guy 2: Typical Hobroken.
Sent Home
Commonly expressed term when playing Halo. There are two definitions:
1. To kill someone
2. To kill yourself
1. To kill someone
2. To kill yourself
Canadian Shower
1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.
Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.
Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.
Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.
Canadian Shower by TheKimmer July 28, 2012
Tip Job
Bro: I brought some freshmen girl back last night who apparently thought a hand job consisted of just going up and down the tip of my dick.
Dude: Sounds like you got your first tip job.
Bro: More like last.
Dude: Sounds like you got your first tip job.
Bro: More like last.
Chris Sorrentino
1. Lightweight who can't get it up and likes anal sex.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.
Chris Sorrentino by TheKimmer September 7, 2010
Blowjob Attendant
1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
Blowjob Attendant by TheKimmer April 30, 2010