sorrento 

1. (n) A girl who would ordinarily be out of your league has been relegated to being in your league as a result of her having a child. Not to be confused with a rondo under any circumstances.

You heard about D.? He's wailing on a sorrento!

sorrento by D. Nuts January 3, 2009

Sorrento Springs 

Sorrento Springs Community, nestled between historic Mount Dora and country bumpkin Eustis ( commonly referred to as Useless ) You get more “house” and “land” for your money, but mainly upper to middle class live here riding their golf carts, letting their dogs out with no leash to poop on the neighboring golf course.

Sorrento Springs is so beautiful

Sorrento Springs by thatAAchick December 22, 2020

Chris Sorrentino 

1. Lightweight who can't get it up and likes anal sex.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.

"Sorry, girl, I can't get it up"-Bro Fag
"Wow, you're such a Chris Sorrentino"-Slutty Girl

Chris Sorrentino by TheKimmer September 7, 2010

sorrenti

an apesman conquistador in search of bgold

as a sorrenti i much enjoy finding a hidden bgold deep in the amazon jungle

sorrenti by brotherS January 25, 2009

Sorrentino

The best last name in the world. It's Italian.

The Sorrentino family is so kick ass and talented.

Sorrentino by JoelleRose December 23, 2008

Sorento 

Sorento is a person that is pure awesomeness.
Nothing more, nothing less

"damn, that guy is fucking sorento!"

"If i get this, i will be Sorento"

"Hi Slash, you aren't Sorento"

Sorento by Ijustcamebacktosaythis December 30, 2011

Sorrenti Smartarse 

Sorr-en-ti Smart-arse
-noun

1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.

Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.

Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.

Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.

"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.

Sorrenti Smartarse by John Macquarie-Oxford August 28, 2009