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Sorento is a person that is pure awesomeness.
Nothing more, nothing less
"damn, that guy is fucking sorento!"

"If i get this, i will be Sorento"

"Hi Slash, you aren't Sorento"
Sorento by Ijustcamebacktosaythis December 30, 2011

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.