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Sorento is a person that is pure awesomeness.
Nothing more, nothing less
"damn, that guy is fucking sorento!"

"If i get this, i will be Sorento"

"Hi Slash, you aren't Sorento"
Sorento by Ijustcamebacktosaythis December 30, 2011
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Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

Sorenova 

A stupid Khajiit who's only redeeming quality is being good at editing videos
Person 1: "Wow! I just saw a Khajiit zoom past me before I could even blink!"
Person 2: "Must've been that damn Sorenova again, all hopped up on Skooma."
Sorenova by 328th July 22, 2018
a gang in several california prisons, including folsom prison. generally, southern california mexican inmates.
soreno
soreno by yaaaa098765 December 9, 2008

Sorenson 

A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.

The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.

A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.

Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?

Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
Sorenson by Captain Wonderful March 27, 2008

Gabe sorenson

Someone with the name gabe Sorensen is typically a funny dude. They are usually tall, white, funny, and an absolute beast at fighting, but they also tend to be unnatractive, not very smart, and a weirdo. Gabe’s usually besties with eveyone and is typically a god.
That dude is so hot, it must be

a gabe sorenson
Gabe sorenson by Colebulldog13 February 15, 2019

Skip Sorenson 

a stupid skinny bastard who weres a stupid smerf hat and holds grudges for peaple who take it. he really gay and should be shot in the face a million times.
Skip Sorenson by zach todd April 11, 2003
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