This slang term was coined by the internet cartoonist and humorist, Natalie Dee.

From Natalie Dee's blog:
"I am going to be replacing 'retarded' with 'rondo' from now on. I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely." www.nataliedee.com/journal 8-10-07
"Just be grateful you didn't turn out rondo like your sister."
by poopslanger October 7, 2007
coined by natalie dee as a fabulous alternative to "retarded." From her blog: "I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely."
Kid Nation is the most rondo thing I've ever heard of.
by sbpsp October 3, 2007
To finish a drink quickly, particularly when one has been nursing it for some time. The verb form of a soft drink from the late '70s/early '80s, whose gimmick was light carbonation allowing for quick consumption. (YouTube: "Rondo commercial")
We're leaving; you need to rondo that shit.
by mintclassic July 13, 2009
When a woman is giving oral sex to a man and the man forcefully stuffs his swollen member down her throat, causing her to gag and vomit. He then removes his swollen member from her mouth, still dripping with vomit, and pokes her in the eye with it.
One time while Alex was giving Shea head, Shea gave him a rondo. Alex got pinkeye the next day and had to leave school early.
by reeshav November 17, 2006
Decorative notes of short duration added to compositions to emphasize certain notes and to add flavor to the composition, in a pattern similar to a reversed turn. May be performed on almost any instrument, including the voice....most notably, coloturas with infatuations for RockStar WordNerds.
No need to have an existential crisis.... a turn, rondo, whatever....if he's singing it, David Cooks our analog hearts.
by phantomjudge May 3, 2008
To steal something so skillfully, esp. when the person robbed doesn't even realize it's gone or can't do anything about it.

Popularized by the "You got Rondoed" ad campaign by Reebok for Celtics' guard Rajon Rondo.
You get in your car and realize someone siphoned all the gas out of your tank last night without you knowing it... "You got Rondoed"
by Ghost in the Machine July 11, 2008