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coined by natalie dee as a fabulous alternative to "retarded." From her blog: "I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely."
Kid Nation is the most rondo thing I've ever heard of.
by sbpsp October 02, 2007
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This slang term was coined by the internet cartoonist and humorist, Natalie Dee.

From Natalie Dee's blog:
"I am going to be replacing 'retarded' with 'rondo' from now on. I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely." www.nataliedee.com/journal 8-10-07
"Just be grateful you didn't turn out rondo like your sister."
by poopslanger October 07, 2007
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(verb) to gouge or poke; a bitch move often done by UK's point guard who happens to look like an African ET
This guy Rondoed me during my basketball game.

Greg want to Rondo Taylor's ass.
by Robert March 24, 2005
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A group of guys that fuck shit up so hard you don’t even know when the party will end. Can win any beer pong game no matter the odds. Can find any reason to party and get so drunk and high they cant remember there names. A group who sticks by your side no matter what you are going through and will fight for you. They can be serious one second and then go right back to partying the next. And if your friends with a RONDO boy you are part of the RONDO republic so go and party so hard you wake up in Dubai.
by Meth Sorton October 30, 2019
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To finish a drink quickly, particularly when one has been nursing it for some time. The verb form of a soft drink from the late '70s/early '80s, whose gimmick was light carbonation allowing for quick consumption. (YouTube: "Rondo commercial")
We're leaving; you need to rondo that shit.
by mintclassic July 13, 2009
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