A leprechaun sized bottom feeder who will sneak the $4.50 you saved for lunch out of your pocket before you can even place your order. Known to lurk around in the nighttime hours in search of deals

I know that guy he stole my great grandmothers life savings, he’s such a sorrentino

sorrentino by Fiddityfubity December 18, 2021

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sorrentino bambino

sexual action in which a man or woman eats out another man or woman's anus. while doing this the person recieving the action will fart into the other's mouth. the person doing the action sucks it up in their mouth and swallows

a man using the sorrentino bambino will eat out a farting man's anal hole

sorrentino bambino by annonymous he October 19, 2007

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Chris Sorrentino

1. Lightweight who can't get it up and likes anal sex.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.

"Sorry, girl, I can't get it up"-Bro Fag
"Wow, you're such a Chris Sorrentino"-Slutty Girl

Chris Sorrentino by TheKimmer September 7, 2010

signor sorrentino

signor sorrentino is a name that you can use to call a friend,your lover or someone else. You have to use it as a positive thing,so not as a bad word. The word is created by an italian old man that is crazy,but people love him, so you have to do it too!

hey signor sorrentino, do you want to hang out today?
are you okay signor sorrentino?

signor sorrentino by sonomaratooona November 23, 2021

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sorrenti

an apesman conquistador in search of bgold

as a sorrenti i much enjoy finding a hidden bgold deep in the amazon jungle

sorrenti by brotherS January 25, 2009

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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