Sobsterbate
Sobsterbate by Annie July 1, 2005
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Sobsterbate
Giving the ol' below the waist hitch hikers thumb while having a good cry; note: any other feelings had during this action would just be masturbation during a really sad and terrible time
Sobsterbate by Carion Magnus September 4, 2023
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sobberbate
sobberbate by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011
Sobberbate
The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.
Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.
It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.
It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.
Sobberbate by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022
socksterbate
socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008
shasterbate
shitting while masterbating
person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
shasterbate by shexcelent December 1, 2009
Showsterbate
Showsterbate by Riley Langburt February 18, 2009
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