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To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.
Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.
by Annie June 21, 2005
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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
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