Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie June 22, 2005

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tall glass of water

similar to "tall, dark, and handsome", if you are a tall glass of water, you are a tall guy who is a good catch, i.e. a goodlooking bachelor

Girl: Wow, would ya check him out? His deep voice is so sexxxyyyyy, and he plays tennis, AND he loves kids! Now that's a tall glass of water if I ever saw one!

by Annie September 13, 2006

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dun dun dun

an annoying yet extremely entertaining exclamation used most efficiently with "your mom"s for the perfect burn.
always following a question regarding the statement in the format of:
or *insert verb* *insert pronoun*?!

person 1: I had fun with your mom last night.
person 2: or did you?!
everyone around them: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNN!!!

by Annie January 15, 2005

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