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sobturbate

The act of masturbating while sobbing after which a person either realizes that they are lonely, or that the male/female they are interested in is with another person or not interested in them.
I wanted to hang out with people this weekend, but all of my friends are out with their significant others....I guess I'll just stay home and sobturbate.
by thedirtyjerz November 11, 2011
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sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant
"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"
by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011
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Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.
Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.
by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022
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Sadturbate

My girlfriend broke up with me today. I sadturbated three times.
by Tubbyfatty October 19, 2014
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shiturbate

Thomas missed the meeting because he decided to shiturbate.
by Fuzzy Buttons December 15, 2013
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shaturbate

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny
by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014
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Sexturbates

When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.
Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.
by kffluffy August 5, 2010
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