soasted 

To be severely toasted

Damn bro I was soasted lasted night!

soasted by Moondchild665 June 10, 2021

sousted 

Drunk, Intoxicated, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, etc.

"We got sousted last night."
"Man, I am so sousted right now."
"We're gunna get sousted tonight!"

sousted by MrC June 6, 2005

Swasted 

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

Swasted by wasian24 June 10, 2010

swasted 

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

swasted by brett z August 13, 2006

Shasted 

To be royally screwed out of something important, or something not so important.

1. "Damn, I've been shasted again!"

Shasted by Matt Devore November 12, 2005

Sloasted

when someone has been both slayed and roasted

Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!

Sloasted by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

slasted 

A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.

"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"

or

"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"

Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.

slasted by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005