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When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."
"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"
swasted by brett z August 13, 2006
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wasted is an understatement i want to be swasted tonight
swasted by shortmts September 11, 2010
1. The state in which you are sweet, sick, and wasted all at once.

Kyle was so swasted last night.
swasted by Kyle's Mom April 26, 2006
When someone calls in a make-believe hostage situation or other major offense that would need to be handled by a SWAT team. Mostly done to streamers mid broadcast or other famous Youtube/Twitch celebrities.
The SWAT team busted into his house and arrested him live on stream. He was swatted.
Swatted by Nick 2014 September 3, 2014

Banana's wasted 

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.
Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.
Banana's wasted by D&T August 28, 2007

shwasted 

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.
Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.
shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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