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Sassed
Used as an Adjective to describe the behavior & demeanor of someone who was, or intends to be, critical of another in a playful manner.
Biting and witty behavior of someone responding to mistakes and poor judgement of another. I
Biting and witty behavior of someone responding to mistakes and poor judgement of another. I
His comment was ill timed and poorly reasoned, thus, he should prepare to be sassed forthwith
He is often sassed for his foolishness by his girlfriend
He is often sassed for his foolishness by his girlfriend
Sassed by MDAinspired June 14, 2021
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sasted • Salted • Salted nut roll • sassed • swasted • Salted Caramel • Salted Pretzel • salted rim • sashed • saster
Salted Fish Community Services
The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.
Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No
Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No
Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...
Salted Fish Community Services by a potato on the internet ._. November 16, 2021
Lightly Salted
To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.
Lightly Salted by Kashmando August 11, 2014
Salted Waffle
Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.
Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...
Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...
Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!
Salted Waffle by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015
Salted My Kipper
Salted My Kipper by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009
salted
when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."
salted by feedyourcat January 27, 2006
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