sasted 

to taste salty or to be too salty for ones appetite

eg this quorn tastes a bit sastey, dont put too much salt in the food or it will be sasted

sasted by simon athersmith June 9, 2005

Sassed 

Used as an Adjective to describe the behavior & demeanor of someone who was, or intends to be, critical of another in a playful manner.

Biting and witty behavior of someone responding to mistakes and poor judgement of another. I

His comment was ill timed and poorly reasoned, thus, he should prepare to be sassed forthwith

He is often sassed for his foolishness by his girlfriend

Sassed by MDAinspired June 14, 2021

Salted Fish Community Services 

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.

Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...

Salted Fish Community Services by a potato on the internet ._. November 16, 2021

Lightly Salted 

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.

"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."

Lightly Salted by Kashmando August 11, 2014

Salted Waffle 

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

Salted Waffle by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

Salted My Kipper 

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

Salted My Kipper by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009

salted 

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

salted by feedyourcat January 27, 2006