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When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."
"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"
swasted by brett z August 13, 2006
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wasted is an understatement i want to be swasted tonight
swasted by shortmts September 11, 2010
1. The state in which you are sweet, sick, and wasted all at once.
Kyle was so swasted last night.
swasted by Kyle's Mom April 26, 2006
When someone calls in a make-believe hostage situation or other major offense that would need to be handled by a SWAT team. Mostly done to streamers mid broadcast or other famous Youtube/Twitch celebrities.
The SWAT team busted into his house and arrested him live on stream. He was swatted.
Swatted by Nick 2014 September 3, 2014

Banana's wasted 

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.
Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.
Banana's wasted by D&T August 28, 2007

shwasted 

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.
Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.
shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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