Swoasted

roasted in a swag-like manner.

You just got swoasted.

Swoasted by mapmaster160 December 31, 2017

Swoasted

Swag roasted. When your burn someone in such a cool way that the word “roasted” just isn’t sufficient enough.

Person 1: *nags person 2 to say excuse me 50 times a day*
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend”
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”

Swoasted by SquarePumpkin December 31, 2017

Swasted 

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

Swasted by wasian24 June 10, 2010

swasted 

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

swasted by brett z August 13, 2006

Sloasted

when someone has been both slayed and roasted

Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!

Sloasted by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

Stoasted 

Like SHAMMERED but it's with pot! like if you smoke few bowls of really dank stuff and you get just totally STOASTED!

Wow! i smoked 4 bowls and I think i'm still high! Damn i got stoasted!

Stoasted by einsBAMF69 December 8, 2010

swasted 

the point where you are super wasted

wasted is an understatement i want to be swasted tonight

swasted by shortmts September 11, 2010