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Swag roasted. When your burn someone in such a cool way that the word “roasted” just isn’t sufficient enough.
Person 1: *nags person 2 to say excuse me 50 times a day*
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend”
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”
Swoasted by SquarePumpkin December 31, 2017
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I'm so swasted right now!
Swasted by wasian24 June 10, 2010
When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."
"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"
swasted by brett z August 13, 2006
when someone has been both slayed and roasted
Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!
Sloasted by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

Stoasted 

Like SHAMMERED but it's with pot! like if you smoke few bowls of really dank stuff and you get just totally STOASTED!
Wow! i smoked 4 bowls and I think i'm still high! Damn i got stoasted!
Stoasted by einsBAMF69 December 8, 2010
wasted is an understatement i want to be swasted tonight
swasted by shortmts September 11, 2010
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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