Sloasted

when someone has been both slayed and roasted

Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!

Sloasted by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

slasted 

A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.

"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"

or

"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"

Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.

slasted by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005

Stoasted 

Like SHAMMERED but it's with pot! like if you smoke few bowls of really dank stuff and you get just totally STOASTED!

Wow! i smoked 4 bowls and I think i'm still high! Damn i got stoasted!

Stoasted by einsBAMF69 December 8, 2010

Swoasted

roasted in a swag-like manner.

You just got swoasted.

Swoasted by mapmaster160 December 31, 2017

Swoasted

Swag roasted. When your burn someone in such a cool way that the word “roasted” just isn’t sufficient enough.

Person 1: *nags person 2 to say excuse me 50 times a day*
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend”
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”

Swoasted by SquarePumpkin December 31, 2017

smoasted 

When you smoke so much you are toasted.

" Hey bro, what's up?" "Just chillin, gettin smoasted."

smoasted by jgrizz08 October 31, 2017

smoasted 

When you smoke so much you are toasted.

"Hey bro, what's up?" "Just chillin, gettin smoasted"

smoasted by jgrizz08 October 31, 2017