Sloasted

when someone has been both slayed and roasted

Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!

by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

sloast

The uncontrolled slowing down of vehicles upon entering Pittsburgh’s Squirrel Hill Tunnel. This phenomena is largely a result of the city’s fear of the Tunnel Monster.

Jim: “I swear I’m not braking, but my car has slowed at least 10 mph.”
Tim: “Don’t worry, you’re just sloasting.”

by yinzerJag June 9, 2020