Shasted
Shasted by Matt Devore November 12, 2005
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shasted by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006
Shafted
To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.
Friend - “How do you think you did on that calculus test?”
Me - “I felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.”
Me - “I felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.”
Shafted by Trevasaures June 16, 2018
SHASSED
The ultimate level of being ASSED. This just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. The only way you can describe it is by saying that you're SHASSED. Its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected "Tucker Max Drunk" and ASSED combined. Not many people can get SHASSED and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. There really is no cumparison. Ill leave it at that.
The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
"WARNING: DO NOT GET SHASSED AND GO OUT IN THE SNOWY WOODS ALONE AT NIGHT. IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's SHASSED and they probably would do it anyway
"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"
"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"
"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"
"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"
"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"
"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"
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