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smoasted 

When you smoke so much you are toasted.
" Hey bro, what's up?" "Just chillin, gettin smoasted."
smoasted by jgrizz08 October 31, 2017
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smoasted 

When you smoke so much you are toasted.
"Hey bro, what's up?" "Just chillin, gettin smoasted"
smoasted by jgrizz08 October 31, 2017
Related Words
when someone has been both slayed and roasted
Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!
Sloasted by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

Stoasted 

Like SHAMMERED but it's with pot! like if you smoke few bowls of really dank stuff and you get just totally STOASTED!
Wow! i smoked 4 bowls and I think i'm still high! Damn i got stoasted!
Stoasted by einsBAMF69 December 8, 2010
roasted in a swag-like manner.
You just got swoasted.
Swoasted by mapmaster160 December 31, 2017
Swag roasted. When your burn someone in such a cool way that the word “roasted” just isn’t sufficient enough.
Person 1: *nags person 2 to say excuse me 50 times a day*
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”
Swoasted by SquarePumpkin December 31, 2017
A combination of the two words describing overly drunk (smashed and wasted).
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS SMASTED!!!!!

I AM GETTING SMASTED!!!!!!!!
smasted by D-rock9120 January 5, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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