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Q: How old are you?
A: snptty

Q: did you sleep with your secretary?
A: snptty
snptty by Still Dreamin October 21, 2007
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hot snotty 

A drink consisting of a shot of vodka in a cup of Neo Citran. Doesn't make your cold go away any faster, but makes waiting it out a lot more pleasant.
I feel like total shit. I just want to curl up in front of the TV with a hot snotty.
hot snotty by Nationalfilmbored March 26, 2010

Snotty Cunt 

A horrible and truly undesirable individual who is as filthy as unpleasant and is in general a nightmare to be around. At home with the scummiest of the scum in the dregs of the society, it would definitely be best for one to avoid and disassociate themselves from the snotty cunt.
"look at that snotty cunt shitting in my letterbox"
The name given to those who are perfect beings.

Basically a mix of Sean Connery, Jim Carrey, and sexy. With a bit of Irish sprinkled in.

If you are friends with Snatty, you can be exhaled to the master race. But you will never be Snatty.

Being around Snatty better than going to Target on a rainy day.
Wait a second, is that a tear in the universe constructed out of pure awesomeness?

Oh wait that's just Snatty.
Snatty by Testikov September 3, 2010
When a person thinks s/he is too superior than other people and in terms of personality, s/he is very conceited.
Morgan: Kenneth thinks he's too good for everyone else.
Lane: That dude is always babbling, showing off how much he knows about literature.
Morgan: He's so snotty. Thinks he's soooo great! He always closes his eyes when he patronizes someone. Don't know why Ainsley hangs out with him.
Snotty by Babydoll75 April 3, 2019

snotty gobbles 

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc
The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

Snotty willy 

When you have a cold, and you're having a wee, and you look down and runny snot has dripped on to your willy - you have a snotty willy.
That dudes cold is that bad that he's got snotty willy.
Snotty willy by Jembleweasle August 28, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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