snptty

so not planning to tell ya

Q: How old are you?
A: snptty

Q: did you sleep with your secretary?
A: snptty

by Still Dreamin October 21, 2007

hot snotty

A drink consisting of a shot of vodka in a cup of Neo Citran. Doesn't make your cold go away any faster, but makes waiting it out a lot more pleasant.

I feel like total shit. I just want to curl up in front of the TV with a hot snotty.

by Nationalfilmbored March 26, 2010

Snotty Cunt

A horrible and truly undesirable individual who is as filthy as unpleasant and is in general a nightmare to be around. At home with the scummiest of the scum in the dregs of the society, it would definitely be best for one to avoid and disassociate themselves from the snotty cunt.

"look at that snotty cunt shitting in my letterbox"

by LoudnadcleaStefdavies68r4 June 21, 2013

Snatty

The name given to those who are perfect beings.

Basically a mix of Sean Connery, Jim Carrey, and sexy. With a bit of Irish sprinkled in.

If you are friends with Snatty, you can be exhaled to the master race. But you will never be Snatty.

Being around Snatty better than going to Target on a rainy day.

Wait a second, is that a tear in the universe constructed out of pure awesomeness?

Oh wait that's just Snatty.

by Testikov September 3, 2010

Snotty

When a person thinks s/he is too superior than other people and in terms of personality, s/he is very conceited.

Morgan: Kenneth thinks he's too good for everyone else.
Lane: That dude is always babbling, showing off how much he knows about literature.
Morgan: He's so snotty. Thinks he's soooo great! He always closes his eyes when he patronizes someone. Don't know why Ainsley hangs out with him.

by Babydoll75 April 3, 2019

snotty gobbles

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc

The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 12, 2011

Snotty willy

When you have a cold, and you're having a wee, and you look down and runny snot has dripped on to your willy - you have a snotty willy.

That dudes cold is that bad that he's got snotty willy.

by Jembleweasle August 28, 2021