snortum

the excess skin on the neck of an elderly person

Woah, the snortum on that old lady was gross.

Geez that man's snortum is so white

by regatoni July 29, 2006

Snorkums

A derivative of snookums; that is a playful term of endearment.

This derivation particularly suited to addressing Snork-Maidens

Hello Snorkums

by Licentious_one April 14, 2010

Snortmas

When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts

We are celebrating snortmas on 25th & everyone is invited!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

snortimer

A dog who snorts and makes other interesting noises when excited.

Our dog is a snortimer in the mornings, snorting and snuffling in his excitement to go to daycare.

by Astoria65 November 2, 2013

snortoma

Someone who attempts to snort all things that can possibly be snorted, in an attempt to get one high, stoned, or twacked.

George carefully placed the baby powder under is nose, and inhaled deeply. No, George did not get high because baby powder does not contain any sort of drug or chemical...Yes, George does have snortoma.

by Juan Carlos de Juarez January 26, 2005

snootums

A term of enderment for a pet dog with a snout usually a Labradour who is very nosey, especially around food.

Hector (black lab) nosing in the bin 'come on snootums out of there'
Andrew opening the boot of car and Hector nosing in 'awwww he is such a snootums'
'come on snootums diner!'
'leave it snootums'

by Hannah jane July 4, 2007

Snortuga

A tortoiseshell cat of singular beauty and choleric temperament, known for her spectacular flops, snort-like purrs, and far-carrying yowls.

Snortuga flopped and writhed on the kitchen table so that I could rub her belly, but then she suddenly up and clawed me on the nose.

by El Wumpo August 14, 2011